This is what bliss looks like in my life right now:
Stacy surprised me and bought us a dart board, which is something I have wanted to have since I was a little kid. However, growing up with a number of younger siblings, my parents (
wisely) opted to never equip us with sharpened, handheld arrows, lest eyes be lost.
So, alas, these 29 years have been spent wanting and wanting. And now, my dreams have become a reality.
You may notice the note written in Sharpie:
Lock the door first. See, this is the door to our room, which we often go in and out of, and the last thing I wanted was to send a dart right into the face of an unwitting victim who opens the door just as I let one fly. So we have a new family policy: darts = locked doors.
I hate to say this, but I have been
dominating my wife. Some of the beatings I have dished out have almost been criminal. I guess 29 years of desire is flowing out in the form of unfettered dominion.