Personal pan?

I went to Pizza Hut yesterday by myself for lunch. Not feeling ambitions enough to eat a whole pizza alone, I decided to revisit the days of my youth and order a personal pan pizza - the thing childhood dreams were made of.

What happened next can only be described by this picture. [Note: no digital enhancements were made to the size of the pizza...]

 I was forced to rectify the problem with a simple solution: (commonly referred to as the "sounds nice, make it twice" solution...)