But This One Goes To 11...

I've been using the same microwave for over a year. It's a shared microwave in our dorm's community room, pretty standard stuff. And by "standard," I mean junky.

Or so I thought until recently.

While defrosting some chicken last week, I noticed something special about our microwave:

Oh, what's that? A setting higher than High? Called "Light Wave"? 

Yep, that's right - we're on the cutting edge of technological innovation over here. Just wait, soon all the microwaves in the US will have a "Light Wave" feature, and will revert to using dials rather than buttons to select the mode...

Sometimes you've just gotta ride the lightning, know what I mean?